The chicken has done the research. The egg is not convinced. 🐔🥚
This unhinged conspiracy board tee has everything — red string, pinned photos, newspaper clippings, "The Omelette Protocol", and a very stressed chicken who has clearly been at this for billions of years.
Whether you're team chicken or team egg, you can't deny this is the funniest unsolved mystery of all time.
✅ Soft unisex fit — wears great on anyone ✅ Bold detailed print that stays vivid wash after wash ✅ Available in sizes S–3XL ✅ UK printed and shipped in 3–7 days
The perfect gift for conspiracy theorists, overthinkers, and anyone who takes the big questions too seriously. 🎁
